Every year we get some “breaking news” from 2000 years ago just in time for Easter. Poor Easter bunny just can’t seem to stay ahead. This year, Jesus’ Wife. Past years, Judas’ gospel, Jesus’ bones, etc.

Let’s have some fun with the text fragment, shall we?

• Give it… not to me. My mother gave me life … so that we can make tacos.
• The disciples said to Jesus,… “I can’t you multiply tacos like bread and fishes?”
• I won’t… deny, Mary is (not?) worthy of it… She only eats fish tacos
• Jesus said to them, “My wife… who is my wife, but the one who makes my tacos
• she is able to be my disciple… if she would make good fish tacos like Mary
• Let the wicked people swell up… from eating bad fish tacos
• As for me, I am with her in order to … help her eat the tacos
• Let us use fish for tacos as … an image… so that we can eat them in the tunnels of Rome together without Caesar knowing